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Knock knock jokes 3
Third set of original knock knock jokes for kids. Five clean printable cards.
Ages 5-9
- Knock knock. Who's there? Button. Button who? — Button in line for extra recess, please.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Kayak. Kayak who? — Kayak with you to the library?
- Knock knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? — Olive packing jokes in your lunch.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? — Dishes the captain of the snack ship.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Needle. Needle who? — Needle little giggle before math.
About this printable
Third knock pack: Button, Kayak, Olive, Dishes, Needle. New doors, same call-and-response joy. Print the letter sheet, cut five cards, fold the last line, and let ages five to nine run the doorway theater. Olive packing jokes is a pun, not a salad lecture. Dishes the captain is silly, not chores-as-punishment. Nothing adult. Nothing mean. Nothing trademarked. These cards travel in the same envelope as lunch box jokes for kids printable when you want a format that invites a second voice. Riddles for kids stay for solo solvers. Tongue twisters for kids stay for after the encore. Keep a set at the actual front door for pickup time, when a child wants to tell one joke before shoes come off.