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Knock knock jokes 2
Second set of original knock knock jokes for kids. Five printable cards.
Ages 5-9
- Knock knock. Who's there? Raindrop. Raindrop who? — Raindrop in and share an umbrella giggle.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Puzzle. Puzzle who? — Puzzle you later with a riddle card.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Backpack. Backpack who? — Backpack a joke, we are leaving in five.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Crayon. Crayon who? — Crayon the lines is fine, because coloring is joy.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Sandwich. Sandwich who? — Sandwich a joke between two slices of day.
About this printable
New knocks, new names at the door: raindrop, puzzle, backpack, crayon, sandwich. Still original, still clean, still cut from one letter page. Kids this age love the call and response more than the pun, so the last line is silly and kind, not a roast. Print, cut, fold, perform. A sibling can play the Who's there role from the hallway. A teacher can assign pairs. These cards also pack as lunch box jokes for kids printable cousins when you want a format change without a new hobby. No bathroom punchlines. No celebrity names. No brands. Ages five to nine can memorize them in a day if they want a show. When they ask what is behind the joke, point them at riddles for kids. When they ask to go faster, point them at tongue twisters for kids and empty mouths.