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Knock knock jokes 1
Original knock knock jokes for kids printable. Five clean classroom-safe cards.
Ages 5-9
- Knock knock. Who's there? Pencil case. Pencil case who? — Pencil case you forgot a smile, I brought extras.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Marker. Marker who? — Marker calendar, because joke day is today.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Glitter. Glitter who? — Glitter bit of kindness goes a long way.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Recess. Recess who? — Recess why I saved you a swing.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Folder. Folder who? — Folder jokes and pack them with the grapes.
About this printable
Knock knock jokes are a tiny play with three lines and a bow. This printable keeps the ritual and invents new doors: pencil case, marker, glitter, recess, folder. None of the tired classics. None of the grown-up versions. Print the letter sheet, cut five lunch-box cards, fold so the last line hides, and you have a week of doorway comedy for ages five to nine. They work at the actual bedroom door, at a classroom threshold, or as a lunch note that starts Knock knock on the front. Teachers can use one card as a lining-up chant. Families who wanted lunch box jokes for kids printable can swap a knock knock in on Wednesday. Riddles for kids scratch a different itch. Tongue twisters for kids can wait until the knock knock encore is over.